THE
~ HORROR HOMEMAKER~

About the Homemaker


Home Sweet Home  |  From the Kitchen  |  Cocktails Anyone? (additional volume is suggested)
The Apron Hall of Fame (additional volume is suggested)  |  About Carole Lanham





Glove Size
6



Turn ons
Clorox Bleach, Monograms, Waldorf salad, Mending.


Turn offs
Not enough starch.


Hobbies
Making hot pads, giving advice, and plunging.



Favorite room in the house:
"The Attic. It’s a great place for hiding things like shopping bags you aren’t ready to show the
husband yet and all those other little secrets that need to be buried somewhere in the dark."



Second favorite room in the house:
"The cellar. Sometimes a girl just needs some ME time".



Favorite Birthday Gift:
Glade Scented Candles, SOS pads, .25 ACP cartridges.



Favorite Book:
Field Dressing: A Step by Step Guide.



Second Favorite Book:
How to Pickle Things



What really bugs me:
Wash-n-Wear, TV Dinners (except on Perry Mason Night),
Microwave Ovens – People just want to take the easy way out.



Words to Remember:
"Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may
need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it"





THE
~HORROR HOMEMAKER~



Home Sweet Home  |  From the Kitchen  |  Cocktails Anyone? (additional volume is suggested)
The Apron Hall of Fame (additional volume is suggested)  |  About Carole Lanham

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